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A woman with an unstoppable pussy. She intends on milking every man she meets of every last drop of sperm they have. She’s adept at fucking people so hard, relentlessly and so wildly that they won’t be able to walk or Jack off for weeks or maybe even months. She could shove the biggest watermelon out there and take it out skinnier then Goku’s power pole. Her pussy is so hot and warm that it feels like she’ll melt your dick right off but at the same time it’s so hard and squeezes so tight that it feels like someone with the strength of 1000 Gorillas is stroking you dick and it’s about to fall out.
“My dude, why are you in a wheel chair?”
“Oh yeah i fucked an ultimate dick Annihilator last night so I won’t be able to do much for a while”
yo mama eat ma dick-ballz lmfao its also a docrer or sum
he has one dick-ballz
When Anton is too scared to have an opinion and dick milks another person's opinions and feelings in fear
"I dont want to play this game, what if "other person" thinks its bad"
"Anton, dont be such a dick milker"
Hym "Like, it isn't 'brave' for him to talk about if he's got a big-fat-cock. Really! How is that- Oh wait, it's not reality. Ha! THAT is what we can learn from this. The Christians/Jews will spend an UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF MAN-HOURS to erase anyone who makes a compelling argument against their incest/suffering cult and have likely threatened anyone who would allow me to succeed into silence. What they don't know is this: THEY WON'T ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO ENFORCE ANY FORM OF RETALIATION AGAINST ME. They won't be able to come after your because to come after you they would have to admit they are doing what they are doing.... Which is an INSANE THING TO DO TO A GUY. They're fucking not jobs. They're not going to sue anybody. They aren't going to be able to destroy your career. Because they will be in a cage. That is what THIS is trying to avoid. People who are ✌️✊️✌️Too important to fail✌️✊️✌️ are going to go into a cage. One of them is probably a kike. He WILL flee to Israel. Jordan Peterson is probably already there. He's got his return-ticket in his back pocket at all times. He is their apologetics champion and they will defend him with their lives... Which is the opposite of how champions are supposed to work but whatever man. Everything's gravy. But Charlemagne's dick size is not a brave thing for Charlemagne to write about if his cock is fat. Nobody is running around berating people for having a fat cock."
a banana Hammock or a male thong
went to the beach and hung my grundle in a dick tote.
When you engage in intercourse and proceed to vomit immediately after climax.
" it was so rough he gave me motion dickness."
"girl he was hitting from the back and after he nutted I threw up... he gave me that motion dickness"
The jelly that spills out of a man´s burrito when he gets overexcited with a girl´s Taco Al Pastor if you catch my drift ladies/ gentlemen
"Damn dude, you wouldnt believe the Ooze I shot after a hard session of knobbing at Jenny´s last night" -Some dude named Jeff who plays in the Lacross Team
"Dude I went full mode Schwarzenegger last night on Enrique. The Dick Ooze was so intense I thought I America would invade me fearing it was oil" Chad, 24 , been in college 2 years longer than he is supposed to, calls everyone dude
"Shit man Trent was bugging such a douche I thought we were going to drown on all that ooze his dick was spilling" - Brandon, not related to any Stark, thinks he is beach ready even though he drinks beer for breakfast and yells titties at every girl he sees showing an ounce of skin