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The 9th of February is known for being the best day for a woman to suck a dick whether he's a friend,first date or long term boyfriend you will enjoy sucking his dick
Hey its national suck a dick day!
Perfect whip it out already
National suck a dick day falls on June 25th.
On this day anyone can suck your dick and you can suck anyone’s dicks. No questions asked.
Note: sucking a dick on national suck a dick day does not make you gay.
Person 1: hi, can I suck your dick?
Person 2: ew no go away.
Person 1: it’s national suck a dick day, it’s illegal to deny my request
Person 2: oh okay.
October the 21 is the national suck a dick day, this means that om this day every girl has to suck a dick
On 21 oktober it is the national suck a dick day, you must suck atleast one dick
It’s a girl who is slutty. Dudes will gladly pass her around to their friends and if you have a girlfriend then she will go out of her way to suck his cock.
They should have Clair’s name right by the definition Dick lipper
when you're such a pussy that you cant approach women men or yourself and your dick retreats inside of you
hooker: what happened to your dick!!!
guy: i dont know!
friend: he has a cowerdly dick!!
when you're such a pussy that you cant approach women men or yourself and your dick retreats inside of you
hooker: what happened to your dick!!!
guy: i dont know!
friend: he has a cowerdly dick!!
When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.
"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."