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A brontosaurus with a 15 meter dick as a neck/head. A perverted scientist man made a solution to bringing back brontosauruses while producing semen. Some got in the mixture and so the brontosaurus had a big cock as a neck. Therefore he named it, the Dick-a-saurus.
Universal Studios is making an X-rated version of Jurassic Park with a brand-new species of dinosaurs known as the Dick-a-saurus.
When your penis is so dirty and unwashed, that the stench starts to resemble the smell of old ranch dressing and/or a rancid salad
"My water has been shut off for weeks man and I haven't been able to shower, and now I got Salad Dick so bad, my girlfriend doesn't even wanna hang out anymore because of the smell!"
A small length of mesurement that it comparible to a poftinth
He was a bee's dick away from loosing his v-card
Literally the hottest, most ripped guy you will ever meet. He is also one of the most amazing AAA hockey players out there.
“Bro did you just see Maclaren Dick over there?”
“Omg yeah bro he’s so hot it’s actually wack!”
Stupid Dick tricks are when a guy or bf slaps penis back and forth or helicopter. Or Felix muscle UN front of u to amaze u
There goes D.K doing stupid Dick tricks again .
That one guy you know that will whip out his dick for absolutely no reason and act like nothing happened
Look at that dick flinger he just showed me his dick on the playground