I wish I had more hands...

An expression used to communicate disapproval of a specific instance, circumstance or thing(s) which was initially expected to rock but then ended in disappointment.

"...so I can give those (fill in the blank) four thumbs down."

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i felt that

something a fucking retard says

retard: "Bro, when he said ..., I felt that..."
me: "Shut up you sound dumb"

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When I masturbate I think of you

What normal, rational girls don't want to hear.

After band class, some random kid told me "When I masturbate I think of you."

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I know I am but what are you?

The opposite of the widely known, stupid comeback, This will usaully get your offendor to say something stupid about themselves.

Person 1: You suck eggs!

Person 2: I know I am but what are you?

Person 1: A dipwad.

Person 2: Exactly

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i-mo

EYE-MO

1: A person or persons engaging in one of the mannerisms of being emo through the use of an i-pod.

2: Purposefully avoiding contact with and or removing oneself from people in a place generally ment for socializing.

Person one: Look at that guy all alone at the back of the bus, looking all pissed off... I tried to talk to him but he just ignored me.

Person two: Ya, forget it, he's being a total i-mo...

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i saw

having sex with a really hot girl

I saw you last night.

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I-man

Steve Jobs... a Legend!!!

I-man; the I phone creator
Ipad
I pod

I culture.....

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