Dumb blond kid who never shuts the fuck up about goomba with a hat or druggy joe.
Man: Hi Dylan!
Dylan: HE HE HE HA!
The stupid blond kid who never shuts the fuck up and loves mini Pekka. Also a rich white boy.
Man: Hi Dylan!
Dylan: HE HE HE HA
A super hot football player usually 6’3. Long brown hair, brown eyes, cute smile, Sophomore on Varsity, kind of an alcoholic, probably beats his girl, probably has a big dick, and probably dates blondes. 400% only goes for skinny girls yall don’t have a chance fatties. In the football jock clique, but still nice. Has a super cute smile super cute.
L(-: Did you hear what he did to his girl?
J(-: No, tell me???
L(-: He dicked down this blonde girl, drank a bunch of alcohol, then beat her.
J(-: Sounds like he pulled a Dylan
a stupid retarded kid that always says 'I want that MEANNNNNNNN WHOPPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR'
Dylan will always want dat mean whopper combo
Dylan refers to someone in the online first person shooter game Counter Strike Global Offensive who is extremely skilled and talented. Dylan always gets nice one taps and the enemy team always think he is hacking, he’s like ScreaM but actually good at the game in 2019.
Oh my god I just got one tapped AGAIN by Dylan, fuck my life