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A Jake story

A story that in some aspects could maybe be true but is mostly an exaggeration

"Man that chick was sucking my dick upside down down." "Man stfu that shit has to be a Jake story!"

by Big_Dick_Bee420 March 15, 2023


Noah Jake

Better then Ben Thast.

Noah Jake is better then ben thast no cap

by Ben thast big gay April 10, 2020


Jake Toles

A young man who enjoys falling thirty feet onto his face

Jake Toles freefalling

Oh look, Jake Toles is bleeding out

Jake Toles naked in a helicopter

by spoonemoore November 16, 2011


Jake the Ape

A nasty primate only known for shitting out of windows and eating his shit. He's a nasty animal and even his parents wonder how they produced.

Jake the Ape shit out my window.

by Jake the Ape July 14, 2014


Jake with Cake

A man (usually named Jake) that has sexual intercourse cake, specifically chocolate cake.

I saw Jake with Cake going to the bakery. Hes going to have a wild night.

by ChadOkay August 1, 2019


Jake’s

Slang for Cops/Police

Bruh hit the dash the Jake’s behind us”

by Jdotttttebkkkkkkkkkk July 24, 2024


Jake Citrin

A really tall person who chokes in hockey and is, once again a really tall person

Michael Owen is such a Jake Citrin.

by jwnnckrje June 11, 2019