burning the midnight oil

Make coffee to stay awake

Boil some water, I'll be burning the midnight oil and I take my coffee black.

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Ch-Ch-Burn!

An interjection shouted out after a person experiences an excrutiatingly painful burn, or insult. The "Ch-ch" noise refers to the sound of the cocking of a shotgun. The "burn!" replaces the sound of "bang!". That's how painful this particular burn must have been.

Boy: I don't know why you wear a bra. It's not like you have anything to fill it.
Girl: And yet you still wear pants.
Random friend: Ch-Ch-BURN!!!

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Apply Cold Water To Burned Area

When someone burns you, or you burn someone, some obnoxious person in the back would yell "APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA!" Because naturally, you or the other person just got burned... See roast or roasted . It's basically just a stupid little statement to say to someone who just got burned by another person.

Kate: Luna that song is so old why do you listen to it!?
Luna: You're mom is old, but you still listen to her.

Someone from the background who just so happened to have overheard: (To Kate) Apply cold water to burned area.

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side ways burn outs

Invisable demigods who have sex on mountain tops with demons and abuse hallucinagenic drugs. Like Hippies but cooler and better raqppers Also see sideways Burnout underground hip hop fat caps ghosts samurai subgenius the sidewayz burnoutz sidewayz burnoutz mayan prophecy 2012 planet x

the side ways burn outs live in thin air and eat dead bodies of telemarketers under tables in New York city subways tunnels.

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My Asshole Burns Moment

A state of mental disarray and confusion in which leads to the ignition and continuous pain of the rectum causing it to swell and irritate making you question life as a whole.

My asshole burns bruh *beat boxing commences.*

I was drifting off and that made me question the meaning of life. That was a my asshole burns moment.

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Burning the candle both ends

To give oral sex and receive anal sex at the same time - a spit roast. The candle in question is a penis, or man made substitute such as a strap-on dildo.

Jon loves burning the candle both ends, it keeps him up all night.

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My eyelashes almost burned off

When something smells really bad...

"walking down the street"

(jim) "nice day huh?"

(tony) "yeah"

(jim) "you smell that?"

(tony) "its not me"

(jim) "no i think its that dead racoon"

(tony) "damn that really does stink"

(jim) "hell yeah my eyelashes almost burned off"