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The center brake light on an automobile.
The asshole light was out and so the car flunked the inspection.
I ordered a pizza with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, and monkey assholes
Another name for Machine Gun Kelly
"I just heard a Machine Gun Asshole in the bathroom." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy
The nastiest shit you've ever seen and tasted in the form of food. Whoever the fuck made this putrid excuse for a meal should kill themselves. This is my argument for eugenics.
At first, I REALLY liked In-n-Out, but then I ordered a double-double yesterday and they gave me a Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger.
A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently forgets to do so.
I guess I'll run to the corner store to get some wine as the wine asshole strikes again.
A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently furthers to do so.
Well I guess I'll run to the store to get some wine, because the wine asshole strikes again.
-rude
-rush people
-no respect for boundaries
-cheater
"Bro my girl just cheated on me"
"Shes a classic asshole edward"