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Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.
It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.
A kind of music which is low in quality but sweet to ears
The teenagers are willing to listen to candy music since it's rhythmic and happy.
A person with pale skin. Someone who always needs sunblock, shade, and a sun shirt
All my family is olive skinned. They don’t understand the burn and peel cycle us candy skinned people have to go through.
The sexual act of a man covering his penis in frosting and pop rocks then commencing to receive oral from the female. Quite stimulating for both partners.
Keith: "Bro, Sarah candy volcanoes like nobodys business!"
eat them now, eat them then, eat them any time! just eat them yeahh!
total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails better than no no!
(Slang, vulgar) the build up of smegma, bodily fluids and sloughed skin cells under the male penile foreskin. Commonly referred to as “dick cheese” due to it’s sickly dairy scent.
“Dan marveled at the motherload of god’s candy on Ben’s stinky shaft.”
Missing spending time with Candy after hanging out.
I hung out with Candy, and now I'm having a Candy withdrawal. I love spending time with Candy.