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No, that was me. Quit looking yourselves up on Urdabn Dictionary GOD DAMN! You motherfuckers are narcissists!
Hym "Nah, that wasn't Christian Bale. You know the name Hym Iam isn't me claiming to be people in the titles right? It's not a pronoun thing! It's a name! Like the Powerpuff girls character! Except with a 'Y!' Ya heard? I get a lot of mileage out of it."
A sexy, athletic person with a whole lotta junk in his trunk. He gets all the girls... no wait... in fact, all the girls get him. He is intelligent and curious and he always knows how to get his way around hard trials.
That awesome Christian Mathis.
A person who tries to uphold modern Christianity principals; eg. don't steal, lie,rest on the Sabbath etc. but who can be overtaken by the what's-in-it-for-me mentality.
David: Here you go, you can have this old guitar if you want...there's no strings either.
Terry: What are you doing that for? I can tell...you'll want something in return one day.
David: You're just being a consumerist Christian again my friend. We can fix it up together if you like.
Christians who look down on others because of their knowledge of scripture and feel that God favors them more as result.
I liked this Church alot more before I realized all the Cliff Christians that go here.
Somebody who chooses the bible verses they like and disregards the verses they do not like. So they can continue to live in a shell.
Jerry is a Christian Cherrypicker, he thinks homosexuality is a sin but wears mixed fabrics and eats fish.
This is what I mean about liberal being morons.
Hym "Stop appealing to Christianity. That isn't how the religion works. Jesus doesn't love trans. Like, no they aren't actually doing the religion but not doing the religion is part of the religion. 'God is on our side!' 'No ours!' I'll give you a hint: It's neither. You're just interpreting the word in a way mirrors your own desires. Is SO STUPID. It's just stupid."
"Bro you like god?"
"No I'm a total christian foushee"