Going out a getting really drunk on a Thursday night in anticipation of the weekend.
Right it's thursday, who's up for getting booooooooozy at Thursday Night Club?
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The waitresses are so hot at The Cactus Club that you get a half chub from seeing them walk around
1: bro Iβm atthe cactus club
2: I know man I was there yesterday and got a half cub
3: (in unison) cactus club chub
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the Badass Book Club is a group of badass babes who like to read books and talk about them. Often abbreviated to BBC or BABC (should there be confusion with British Broadcast stuff). The BBC is located in Indianapolis, IN, with satellite members in Cincinnati, OH and Kansas City, KS. Members span a 10-year age range and were born between 1974 and 1984. Membership is limited to 12 babes, and new members are only admitted with unanimous approval. Membership meetings are held once annually, in August or September.
Founded: 2009
I can't meet you for drinks tonight because I've already got plans to be awesome with the BBC.
I'm sorry, but The Badass Book Club is not accepting new members.
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A group of men that do drugs, drink hard booze, and play homoerotic games every Monday
Al joined the JB fan club the other day because he is fucked in the head
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Joto tennis club was founded by joe the toe on June 11 1953. People who attend joto tennis club are usually rather large and tubby and have a 90 % chance of NOT losing their virginity.
Person 1: Do you know anyone who went to joto tennis club?
Person 2: Only that prosty-thot down the road
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When a group of people have a shot of beer every minute for 100 minuets.
Yo dude were gonna join the century-high club tonight!
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The mile highway club is the road version of the mile high club; pertaining to intercourse while in land vehicles instead of airplanes.
Cletus: βbro I just joined the mile highway clubβ
Schmidtt: βhow did that happen?β
Cletus: βi picked up your sister to give her a ride to work and she gave me one backβ
Schmidtt: βnice one broβ
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