A slang term for having sex.
Person 1: "What did you get up to last night?"
Person 2: "I did a bit of horizontal folk dancing with Judy"
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A type of lap dance were a scantily clad woman mounts a man who sitting, facing forward, by putting the front of her ankles on the top of his shoulders, her hands on the floor in front of her and thrusts her ass into his face.
"Man, Joe almost wound up with a concussion after he got that Brazilian Lap Dance last night."
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The act of having sex with a Native American man.
Hey I heard Jackie is dating a Native American dude...do you know if they've done the Horizontal Rain Dance yet?
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I said pee pants do that dance do that dance of the pee e poop pants dance
What is bug juice beard man doing, oh that Kody Hill and I believe the quantomticular of the intellectual superior of that move is called the Pee Pants Dance
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When five men wearing sombreros insert their penis' into a taco shell each and then proceed to have sexual intercourse with the same woman. During this the woman is also being beaten with several bottles of tequila.
You should have been there last night man was fucking crazy, there were five of us and one bitch left over and an unlocked taco bell so we went for it and had a mexican dance party.
Three's a crowd five's a dance party.
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A phrase you can use when your lady wants you to jump through hoops for the pussy.
If you trim the shrubs I will let you do me tonight... Sorry but,"I Don't Dance for the Pussy".
If you paint the house I'll ride you tonight... You'll never get it, "I Don't Dance for the Pussy".
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A silly attempt at dancing done by outrageously overweight people by slowly rotating the hips, lifting a foot at a time, and the arms, kept at 90 degree angles swivel side to side.
Kyle, that fat bastard, ruined our no fat people dance by doing the fat man dance.
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