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When you release a rancid fart and walk away; the stench follows you like walking a dog. A dead dog.
"My god, it smells dangerous over there"
"Hehe yeah, Matt was just walking the dead dog."
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burnt out followers of the band the Greateful Dead.
Question.
how many dead heads does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer
they dont change it, they watch it slowly burn out as they follow it around for 15 years.
damb im glad he is dead
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A term used to describe the time between the last finals of Yale and the official Commencement activities. As tradition in recent generations, graduating seniors travel during this time (especially to Myrtle Beach, SC). Other underclassmen participating or working for graduation all move to Old Campus housing. There are no planed events and thus they must just wait for Dead Week to end and graduation to start (the YPMB is famous for having a film festival with each class making a film during Dead Week--including a Junior feature length film--that is screened at the end of Dead Week).
Yalie K: "I am so excited to just party and do nothing during Dead Week."
Yalie T: "I am too but know that I will be freaking out about finishing papers that I could not get done."
Yalie K: "You are stupid! Dead Week is when you are done with school and can just day drink at Yale."
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The third Thursday of November is dead memes thursday. On dead memes thursday we celebrate memes that aren't popular anymore. These dead memes bring back memories and remind us of how retarded we once were.
Some dead memes will still be funny, while others will sound ridiculous and give us an understanding of the retardedness of our past selves.
On dead memes thursday, we celebrated the ppap guy.
a dead end job is a job where there’s no room for advancement or pay increase and where you aren’t treated with respect .
Teen: hey dad i found a new job and i love it
Dad: that job is a dead end job you can’t go anywhere with that go find a career .
Teen: ok dad i’ll go to trade school or work for law enforcement or maybe even become a firefighter .
When one attempts to have sexual intercourse with their partner who is fast asleep.
Keith tried to fuck a dead pony last night.
In a competition, there are two clear favorites and then some other garbage. One of the favorites has to take a loss. When this happens, the other competitors cannot be moved ahead of the loser simply because of the loss. See example for correct application of said theory.
Per Colin Cowherd:
I would still rank Alabama and LSU 1 and 2 after this weekend if the game is close. Just because one of these teams has to take a loss doesn’t mean that the other undefeated teams out there are suddenly better. It’s like a beauty contest where there are two clear favorites and another girl has a dead tooth. The results are announced and one hot girl edges the other. Does that mean that you drop the loser below the girl with the DEAD TOOTH?!?!?! NO!!! And Oklahoma State, Boise State, and Oregon all have a dead tooth. It’s the Dead Tooth Theory.