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Ethan

Ethan is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He will be your wonderwall and will constantly be on your mind. He will stick by your side through thick and thin. He will be the most amazing boyfriend, and will be the type to show up at your house at 9:30 pm with a bag of doritos. He will show you every beautiful thing you never saw in yourself and the world. And then he will leave. You will ask yourself what you did wrong. You will cry. You will not speak to him for years, but never fall in love with anyone else. You will end up back on his doorstep years later. Ethan is a drug. You are addicted. You will always relapse.

“Dude, me and Ethan broke up.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry.”
It’s okay, we will probably get back together someday anyways. Until then, I’ll just sit around, missing him.”

by m a n i a c June 13, 2020


Ethan

Really gay and loved doing it. But he can’t get any money because he is sitting at home playing video games and getting the d

Ethan is the most bad person

by Skeskirt November 13, 2019


Ethan

he's funny, kind, has many friends, always makes people laugh, attractive and awesome overall

Person 1: Who's that guy? He's so funny!
Person 2: Oh, thats just Ethan.

by monke drip March 24, 2022


Ethan

Ethan is a loving guy, who’s fuckin hilarious. He always makes you feel so special, like you’re the only girl in the world. Ethan is loyal and knows his shit. He is the most amazing guy you’ll EVER meet. He will make so happy, you’ll not know how to describe it. Although he is far away at times, he’ll always be with you at heart. You get so attached to Ethan, you want to hug him, hold him and touch him at all times.

If you meet an Ethan, don’t let ‘em go girl

by holly<33 June 9, 2019


Ethan

A sexy sexy sexy sexy man who everyone loves. He is loved by everyone and everyone wants to make out with him.

Person 1: Did you see Ethan?
Person 2: Oh yeah I just wanna make out with him.

by bruhman6969 October 24, 2020


Ethan

The whitest name you'll ever know, but he still pulls more girls than you lmao

Your mom: i just met your friend Ethan
Me: ok

by Li_7wak November 22, 2021


Ethan

has a small 🅱enis and is gay

ethan you are gay

by ethan you are gay February 21, 2020