El says, “Hey Boys Stop I Am Pregnant”, Mike says, “I did not get you pregnant El”,Billy says, “So It Mine El”
oh boy el is pregnant and it isn’t mikes so billy says “So It Mine El”
1) a country
2) Supreme ruling emperor of the universe
3) Viper
Sincerly,
El "Viper" Hargidente
The El HArgidente of El HArgidente
An ugly, wart-covered man with a very small penis.
person one: "Man, check out that el taco nino over there"
person two: "GROSS"
An elevated valley in a Mexican mountain-range frequented by large broad-winged scavenger-birds; I would love to hike through it (if I could).
Dunno why Simon & Garfunkel made such a big issue in their song about whether they could conquer El Condor Pass; if they didn't feel confident about making a strenuous hike, there is such a thing as chartering a helicopter.
the most beautiful human being in existence. an expert at rising the temperature in the room and making others look twice just to see exactly how hot and unreal she looks
The hottest most prettiest person award this year goes to the one and only el 😩.
A passive aggressive way of saying someone else is being passive aggressive. Designed to diffuse tension if being used face to face, or to bring humor to an anecdote when re telling a story.
I’m sick of Mitzy being all Old El Paso.
Or, in person- “hmmm somebody’s being a bit Old El Paso….”
A sex act consisting of a rim-job performed through a chain-link fence. This is one part of the {El Paso Roundup}.
The girl ran out of gas on the highway and is willing to give an El Paso Border Crossing in return for some gasoline.