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“Hey did u know that today is February 29 ?”
“And?”
“It’s the national ass day!!”
“Okay i think I’ll show you mine then hehe”
International racism day! free n-word passes for 24 hours
Guy 1: How is it going nigga.
Guy 2: You can't say that! It's even black history month!
Guy 1: chill it's February 29th.
Guy 2: And?
Guy 1: You see on February 29th Saint nigguals gives free n-word passes for all the good boys who havent done a racism in the past 4 years.
Guy 2: Oh great so I still can't say it
Guy 1: Why tho?
Guy 2: You know why you stupid ni
Kiss someone pretty/beautiful today
Kiss someone you think is pretty/beautiful
On the First of February
feberuary 9th is the day you get to freely attack anybody named jeremy. we hate you, people named jeremy!
"I can slap you, it's February 9th (attack jeremy day). I can attack anybody named Jeremy."
A day were girls will send nudes to a boy who they not with
Her:here’s some nudes
Him: what
Her: it’s 27th February nudes day
Him: oh ok send me some then
Her:ok
Tell an overly specific story on the internet. Overshare about some random thing that happened a long time ago. Go crazy, give EVERY detail.
It's February 5th, you know what that means, time to tell Reddit how one time I ate five burritos from Taco Bell and the proceeded to shit on my kitchen counter.
A date that really means April 26th
Clarissa was born on February 5th (actually born on April 26th)