half sped-re child

Noun. A person exhibiting spasticated and idiotic demeanor, action, or pattern of speach, but is not however afflicted by any legitimate mental defect. Thus making this person a special type of stupid.

That guys a special type of idiot, a real half sped-re child.

Half eaten chicken nugget

Short , egoistic , muscled guys with 10% active part of the brain

He’s looks like a half eaten chicken nugget

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half-co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's half-pibling's husband.

My half-co-uncle-in-law is a good person.

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Half Shit My Pants

An event that is between a wet fart and full blown shitting yourself. Poo was contained between your buttocks and you were able to make it to a restroom to finish and cleanup.

I half shit my pants today, but I was able to make it to the bathroom.

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half-burnt hotdog bun

To have anal sex with a girl while spanking one side of her ass untill it bruises and turns black, making it look like a half-burnt hotdog bun.

Wow he just half-burnt hotdog bunned her so hard she won't be able to sit down for months

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half-eaten war bagel

A person of jewish heritage who was crippled during the holocaust in Germany.

"Your grandfather was a half-eaten war bagel."

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The Half Load Hitler

Where a man with only one testicle delivers half a normal man’s sausage porridge portion

I was very disappointed with my one night stand the other night Carol, he only delivered The half load Hitler

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