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A hand taco occurs when all the ingredients of a taco are placed between two hands held together at the base making a v, like a taco shell.
Trotsky the dog loves hand tacos almost as much as he loves handjobs.
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Female who masturbates constantly with her hand.
Female masturbator who does not require toys.
1. That hand-whore never goes out with guys because she's always home takin' care of business by herself.
2. He divorced her because she's such a hand-whore and never gave up the pussy.
3. That hand-whore is always droppin' books, so she never needs a man's affection. She just goes to the library all day long.
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A misplaced hand occurs when someone tries to feel up another person and that person then has to move the hand away (usually to the hip or worst case off the person all together). Most people will get the hint that the area is off limits however sometimes the misplaced hand is misonstrued as playing "hard to get" leading to further embaressment.
After an enjoyable makeout session, maria had to put billys misplaced hand in check. It was only the 2nd date and he had to do some more wining and dining before he could move to 2nd base.
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When a male human warms his hands by placing them down his pants and gently caressing his testicles and penis. This is not a sexual act, it just feels fucking good.
1. Hey, I think its time to do some hand dickin.
2. This hand dickin feels good.
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the way your hands get sticky/dusty/smelly after a long day playing sports, on a road trip or at a carnival/fair
Can we pull over and find a sink? I've got some serious carnival hands
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Using both of your fists(hands) to fist two women at the exact same time. One girl on each fist(hand).
Damn bro! I heard that Kyle and Chad both had Hulk Hands at Jake's party the other with 4 Jamestown girls. They are true super herebro's.
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Ramming your fingers into a girl's rectum, causing your fingers to look as if you are a mechanic.
I just got so much shit under my finger nails, I look like I have a mechanic hand.
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