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may i take your hat sir

As one of the greatest philosophers of this generation, Patrick Star, uttered yet another magnificent phrase of wisdom. Growing up in a poor family, Mr. Star was forced to take on many low income jobs, where he must take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner. The hat in this famous spoken poetry that Mr. Star would take from these men, actually was a symbol that he used to represent the struggle of diligent working men with large families and low income. Mr. Star is currently running for president in the United States presidential election 2016.

"You mean like a weenie? Ok! May I take your hat sir? May I take your HAT, sir? May I tak-"

by Patrick Star for president 201 March 25, 2016


ass hat pirate cat

some dump shit that should'nt play the same game you play

you just pulled the "fucking eggs -50 dkp for you ass hat pirate cat

by ihatenoobs August 11, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes

A put down in australian slang: when someone cant do their job or play sport properly.

-you see ol' Bluey over there, yeah he's been working here for about 15 years but he's about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes.

by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

532๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


Irish Hat Story

An Irish Hat Story is a story that someone tells over and over again, each time thinking that this is the first time that they have told it to the listener.

Person A: So this one time...

Person B: Oh man, not another Irish Hat Story.

by NightPhoenix March 2, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 216๐Ÿ‘Ž


red hat with a black feather

vote for ben's. The red hat is the next afro.

eg: me, in my red hat, sexyin up london, ontario

by jilladelphia February 12, 2004

2๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck my hat, I didn't know that

Rhyming expression for use when you really didn't know something, and were maybe even the last person on earth to find out. Goes to show you really do learn something new every day.

'You mean you can't get pregnant by sharing a facecloth? Fuck my hat, I didn't know that!'

by mockschmock December 8, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


I am a man who is wearing a hat

Used to indicate that the speaker is a man and currently wearing a hat.

"I am a man who is wearing a hat"

by Daniel Kogel May 8, 2007

108๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž