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oh my god i'm totally bi

when you realize you're totally bi

rich: the ladies are going to get to love the real richard goranski. and the dudes. oh my god i'm totally bi

by dicknommer69 March 26, 2019


I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

A spoof, often on a t-shirt, of someone who is so drunk that they begin to confuse words in a sentence with other words, and switch their places, often after an all night party.

"Joe, you can't drive home, you're wasted."
"Yeah, I'll drive you man."
"Nah, guys, don't worry about it. I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

by Conman140069 January 6, 2010

100๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hold up, I'm a geek, the big paradox

The Iconic and revolutionary line from DREAMCATCHER's BOCA, sung/rapped by Lee Yubin, commonly known as her stage name Dami.

Me: doing literally anything
My brain after listening to BOCA: Hold up, I'm a geek, the big paradox-

by Dami, Pretty lady, step on me~ November 16, 2020

27๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog

Just a nonsense sentence dubbed as the longest palindrome (word, sentence or phrase spelled the same forwards or backwards) that has meaning.

"go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog" is already a sentence.

by styxfan July 30, 2014

54๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm going to kick you in the eye twice

1. A mean come back.
2. A phrase for showin anger

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice if you say that one more time!

by Schwilly February 14, 2005

35๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm gonna say the n word

Something that YOU won't be saying because YOU'RE not BLACK.

Dude: Hey, I'm gonna say the n word
Dude 2: That's racially offensive to every person of african descent, you cannot say the n word.

by Doggocool December 25, 2018

33๐Ÿ‘ 123๐Ÿ‘Ž


do something plz anything I'm bored

do something plz anything I'm bored

do something plz anything I'm bored

by Ittz_Random June 4, 2018