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while committing the act of edging think of your father titty fucking a frog
Woah! Did you see Cameron Russian Edging while eating cheesecake
When you drive a forklift up an Russian ass
Dude last night I Russian forklifted on a chick.
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!
When a blonde hair blue eyed person with a tight asshole cream pies someone else’s asshole
Dude he was Russian creaming her 7 times last night!
Dustin got a Russian Mercedes in his Tesla.
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The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.
Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.
It's when someone bum rushes you, but sneakily, like a sneaky fucking Russian
"fam, that sneaky fucking Russian just bum rushed me"
"bruv, you got bum Russianed tbh"