shoe job

A sexual act in which a woman wearing high heel shoes presses or squeezes the genitalia of a man with them until he achieves climax.

"Put on your sex shoes, baby, and give me a shoe job."

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blow jobs

Blow jobs, When a man sucks the beaver or a women sucks the meat

sally was giving blow jobs to the homeless

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nut job

The act of sucking on another's ball sac, aka nuts. This term is related to the term blow job.

I asked my girlfriend to give me a nut job, but she wouldn't because my sac was too hairy.

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palm job

palm job

the action in which you sexually rub your friends' or lovers' or (man) whores' upper arm and inner thigh with the up and downward motion of the palm, and a face that says hey i'm a rapist, let's get it on, causing discomfort.

girl: so .. (rubs palm against friend) how's everything going?
boy: uhmmm...uuuuuugh..n-n-nothingg .. * friend pops up.
OR

girl 1: i know lets play a game.. hehehhe, PALM JOBS.
girl 2: ooooooooooh no ..ufdhfjafdssaldjakhdkhusahdjsha scared.
girl 1: HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA

* a friendly act ^

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Job For A Cowboy

a decent death metal band from arizona, though hated by most death metal fans for their "pig squeals", even though the sound is just a by-product of of the lead singer's style; any lyric with an 'e' sound, such as knee, will sound like a pig squeal

dumbass: Wow, Job For A Cowboy is so gay.

Me: Why?

dumbass: cuz they use fuckin pig squeals

Me: uhhh...no, its just the lyics.....

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Plow job

The act of shaving the scalp, then lubricating the scalp. after the individual lubricates the scalp. said person inserts head into their partners anus, or rubs scalp against their partners anus.

Joe lost a bet to Jon. he then had to give a plow job to their gross teacher Mr.Yanker

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Chop Job

Getting a blowjob from a girl with braces. Its like getting your dick chopped up.

Yo, this bitch gave me a nasty chop job last night!

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