greatest person ever born.will have the characterstics to be the most beatiful ever in mankind
if you are born on july 9th you are very special
July 9th! A day to re-set your phone and update all social media’s. Decorate your phone and post pretty Insta photos!
“Hey, what do you wanna do on July 9th?” Oh I’m going to reset my phone and decorate it!
Month for Sheep, to appreciate Sheep in general
"Hey, you know sheep July is coming up?"
A female office worker that can’t stop stealing office equipment and stationery. A form of kleptomania that frustrates other workers when their pens, staplers etc go missing.
Shit ! I can’t find the small stapler. I bet some sneaky Julie has ducked off with it.
When you cum in a girls mouth and hit her in the head so cum comes out her nose (angry dragon) but she vomits afterwards.
"I julie birded my gf last night" -shmoof flip
"You what?" -Berf lemoop
"I came in her mouth, smacked her head so it came out her nose and later she vomited." -Shmiff floop
"Nice." -Berf lemoop