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kicked open pomegranate

What your bottom hole looks like when you've got piles

Poor Doug... You should see his back passage looks like a kicked open pomegranate he'd give his left testicle for some anusol right now but some f***tards cleaned out the local cornershop

by OMG i dont believe it March 28, 2020


Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.

A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.

by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023


Free kick merchant

Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.

"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"

"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"

by Alexedc3 April 29, 2024


Wizzle Kick

To go for a pee

I'm off for a Wizzle Kick, hold my drink

by Flo_bot May 25, 2012


ballet kick

A slang for "grand battement": a ballet move similar to standing high kick.

We can rarely see ballet kicks in WWE.

by Drango777 November 29, 2016


National Kick Eli Day

November 6th is the day for kicking people named Eli day

'do u want to go kick Eli?'
We'll get told off tho
Don't worry it's national Kick Eli day

by James Greg November 5, 2020


kick it B

when you wanna quote that badass action movie but you forgot what it said.

Joe: Oh, that movie? I remember it. I loved this one quote from it but I forgot what it was :/

Nate: i think it was"kick it B."

Joe: .....

by thepersonwhohasitall February 23, 2016