A post goth stage millennial purely feuld off of monster energy drinks note: when threatened punches holes in drywall
The wild Kyle will often be heard listening to Eminem.
An Ancient Curse word.
*Dude that studies ancient shit* : "Yo fuck u, ur just fuckin', Cummed on me. Ur such a Kyle.
*Cummer* "Sorry Hoe didn't cya there.
*Dude that studies ancient shit* : UR KYLE OK NOW FUCK OFF!
*Cummer* What I'm not Kyle, I'm Dick, McPenis.
Kyle is the best girl you’ll ever meet, she’s kind, sweet, funny, and literally the most gorgeous girl you’ll ever meet. If she says she loves you, she means it from the bottom of her heart and will do absolutely do anything for you. She will do whatever to make you happy, even though if it means she's getting hurt in the end.
She is the greatest friend you could ever have, she's there when you need her and will never hesitate to go out of her way for you. Her eyes are beyond beautiful, and tell you every emotion that's going through her head.
Kyle is so beautiful
A guy who....
-Drinks Mountain Dew and Monster a lot (rip kidneys)
-Wears said merchandise
-Punches through drywall
-Shouts at you through the mic, is a total sweaty tryhard
-Plays Fortnite
-Acts tough on Tiktok or Snapchat, looks absolutely cringe instead.
-Learned how to act like a badass from his favorite anime
Me: Dude chill Kyle, it's just a game
Kyle: **Autistic screeching**
Kyle was probably baptized in 100% Vodka. He is an incredibly retarded person, and he doesn't know how to exist by himself. If you ever meet a Kyle, Run for your life, for he probably has 500 knifes in is pocket. He also probably likes James Charles and Justin Beiber. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
kid : hey!
Kyle: hmph
Kid: Gotta problem??
Kyle: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE