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National make out day on October 16th 🙃 the day you can just make out with anyone you'd like whether they're taken or not
Some guy: *Makes out with taken girl*
Girl: I'm taken
Some guy: it's fine my dudes it's national make out day
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April 12 to Single or not get behind the door and make out
Hey Sexy Its National Make out day wanna make out
Her:Oh yeah
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Gangsta I) On the dead homies fool lay down 20$. I'll put down 20$ my nigga!"
Gangsta 2) Aight bet!
Gangsta 1) I'll buy this 40$ dollars for 30$! You make 10$ I make 10$ dollars
Gangsta 2 to a girl close by) Fuck with him and make money!!!
When individuals mutual endeavors are lucrative!
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The act of embracing a toilet while vomiting into it due to an excessive intake of alcohol.
"Poor Steve, he ended up making love to the porcelain goddess last night."
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An expression of grief used for humorous purposes.
"Damn it woman quit making my balls ache!"
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coffee makes me poop man
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From Seinfeld episode 3.11 "The Alternate Side". It was Kramer's line in a fictional Woody Allen movie and he kept saying it over and over in different ways.
It's doesn't mean anything other than what it says.
These pretzels are making me thirsty
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