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Godsend of a song by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers that super-personifies "the last toke".
excerpt & interpretation from mary jane's last dance:
SHE MOVED DOWN HERE,
AT THE AGE OF 18,
SHE BLEW THEM BOYS AWAY,
WAS MORE THAN THEY'D SEEN.
the indiana boys' first toke
I WAS INTRODUCED AND WE BOTH STARTED GROOVIN'.
Tom's (?) first toke
SHE SAID I DIG YA BABY BUT I GOT TO BE MOVIN,
ON.
KEEP MOVIN' ON.
he liked it because it treated him well
eventually, though, he has to give it up:
LAST DANCE WITH MARY JANE,
ONE MORE TIME TO KILL THE PA-AIN.
come on
I FEEL SUMMER CREEPIN' IN,
AND I'M,
TIRED OF THIS TOWN AGA-AIN.
kind of confusing personification. here's my guess:
"summer"=best time of the year; most comfortable weather
therefore "summer" is the euphoric high, slowing "creeping" into his system
"town"=could be a lot of things:
1) the boring indiana town, whose boredom he escapes through smoking, however, more likely:
2) the "down" state; not being high (could be an anagram?)
that should get you guys started. this is taking forever and i have class. figure the rest out on your own.
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a delicious concoction of V8 juice and premium Burnett's vodka. usually a two to one ratio of V8 to vodka. stir and serve over ice to impress all your trailer park friends at the next brunch at the redneck yacht club.
"Hey Kelley, can you make my white trash bloody mary with Spicy Hot V8? I need a kick this morning.."
"Best hangover cure? White trash bloody mary and a wake and bake session."
Pronounced: Soo-saint-Marie style. A sex act where she has a strap-on and enters his ass while he, hips inverted to hers, enters her ass and they anal fuck each other. Preferred by her since he'll usually give her control of the rate and pressure. Also known as "The Soo" for the towns on either side of the US Canada border.
"Both you and yer hubby are walking funny today, Darla. You did it Sault Ste Marie style last night, didn't ya?"
two twin girls who posess no acting, singing, designing, or producing skills, but are paid as if they do because they are blonde haired, blued girls who people think are pretty and thats what sells.
Mary Kate and Ashley have been in a lot of movies, but gee, why havn't I seen them at the movies? Oh yes because their "hit" movies make it straight to video...
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-When you think you've shat your pants and need to go to the toilet and check.
-Someone who's fart smells like pure wet shit.
Greg: *Farts*
Dan: "Fuck Greg, I think you need to go check what's in the bain-marie"
Lillie-Ann is a great person she can make you laugh but she has a little hint of devil in her don’t mistake her for somebody else she can be the bet in the world but she can also be a brat
Lillie-Ann Marie Jones is the best
The most beautiful girl ever known to man. A dead sexy body with one great booty. Also, the nicest girl you'll ever meet.
Eric Bribeaux would die for Linzy Marie
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