A very big virgin who lives in a basement and need to touch grass asap
Mike is being Mike
He gets confused sometimes but that's not his fault. He'll bring up the energy In any room and will make your day better.
Jay: Yo i just high-fived mike!
Sofia: yo, what the fuck! Where is that rapscallion!
The biggest pussy the world has ever seen, Cry's about everything.
Yo whos that guy working over there?
Oh thats just mike he’s a Pussy
A tall black mandingo who is extemely full of himself. He will stare at himself in the mirror for hours without getting tired of himself. He's extremely messy and will never clean up after himself. He also loves to suck NBA Youngboy's cock.
"Man that guy's such a loser."
"Ya he's such a Mike"