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Exclamation a young boy might make while locked in the bathroom masterbating. An excuse to cover up the fact that one is masterbating.
Mom (yelling): "Stevie! Why have you been in the bathroom for 35 minutes?"
Stevie: "MOM!!! Leave me alone, I'm combing my hair."
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The hair between your spank bag and o-ring. If you're not shampooing that shit regularly, then it'll turn into.... Dirty Gooch Hair!
Dirty Gooch Hair can sometimes get dingleberries caught in it. Always try to soap it down with the families bar of soap so it don't stink like a black street urchin. Bitches don't like dirty gooch hair so try shavin that shit off or maybe perming it.
R-Kelly is known to braid his dirty gooch hair
Homie 1: Nigga you stink!
Homie 2: I didn't get to shower this mornin
Homie 1: Well did you at least wash out your dirty gooch hair?
Homie 2: Nigga I told you I didn't get to shower
Homie 1: Damn nigga you scarin' all da bitches away
Homie 2: (Shanks Homie #1 Dead) Lets see how you like it
(Homie #2 Dumps the steaming load he's been holding all morning on Homie #1)
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Messy hair after a night of wild sex. Same as sex hair and looks just like bed head.
Wow, that slut Erin didn't even comb out her morning after hair, you know she got rammed hard last night!
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FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
Pim: "Have you tried the new pubic hair removal treatment?"
Natasha: "What's that?"
Pim: "They set fire to your pubes..."
Natasha:"Pubic hair fire?"
Pim:"FIRE IN THE HOLE, BABY!!!" *hysterical laugh*
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A person who had long hair then got it cut to about where the head meets the neck, usually under influence of parents. It also looks like a bowl, so rounded you could drink soup from it.
Dude, why did you get a haircut? now you have wannabe long hair.
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Can also be referred to as “rainbow haired people”. Typically those of the LGBT community that get triggered easily. Blue haired people usually grow up to be cosplayers or furries.
Blue haired people are most popular in the store Hot Topic
Joe: Yo did u see that girl that was wearing animal ears and was making weird hand movements?
Mama: Ya dude that’s a blue haired person. They yelled at me because I said I didn’t like anime and Im a trump supporter.
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a girl that thinks that men should not exist, a trans girl, liberal
john: tells joke
blue haired girl: homophobe
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