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A seizure of the penis, often during intense physical activity due to lack of blood to the vital organ.
Also, an irregular form of E.D., only of the temporary sort
Not a good thing to have.
"Sweetie, the kid had another penis attack today in gym class."
"Well then Earl I guess its hereditary."
"Yeah, maybe your ri... HEY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, IT WAS ONLY THAT ONCE!"
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What you look at when you want your troubles to melt away and you want the happy times to stay.
I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start melting away!
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A penis chest is someone who impersonates a wheetus nest and actively engage in homosexual activity. They may also post vents on their snapchat story, even though they bully people!
“what is a penis chest?”
“an active homosexual. see, that small guy in the beige hat over there is a penis chest!”
A females pubic hair shellacked into a penis like object used in lesbian love making.
I found out my girlfriend was a lesbian when she pulled out her hair penis.
The name you give a dad who calls you a virgina monologue
My dad called me a Vigina monologue, so I called him a penis monologue