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noun. 1. A pejorative term used to describe someone who glorifies a public figure or group (usually an athlete or sports team) to the point of being obnoxious.
Floyd Mayweather has some of the worst nut huggers in the history of sports.
That guy is a total nut hugger for the New York Yankees.
someone who goes ape shit on the basketball quart
“How many points did he have in the game last night?”
“I don’t know man, he’s a frickn’ nut.”
A decision made about whether or not to pursue sex with someone but instead of flipping a coin or asking the magic 8 ball, you masturbate first then ask yourself if it's still worth it after you nut.
"Dude, Theresa wants to bang. She's got herpes, but she sucks a really mean dick"
"I don't know man, seems like a nut decision to me"
Kp’s nuts (the brand) have the most juicy succulent large smelly orgasmic nuts. Use to describe a persons nuts.
Person 1:
I was sucking someone nuts yesterday at the nursery
Person 2:
Did they have Kp’s nuts???
Person 1:
Unfortunately not 😢. I mean i did link them while they were in a cot. And they were like 2… so ig not
Person 2:
Truly unfortunate
The act of nutting at your desk during work or school. Similar to a desk pop but with busting a nut instead of discharging a weapon. (Is possible).
Rob: 'Jimmy.
Rob: 'When's the last time you had a desk pop? '
Jimmy: 'September 08.'
Rob: 'Be a man! Do it now! Buss one off'
*Nut is Busted At Desk*
Jimmy: 'He actually did it!'
Rob: 'Absolute Madman!'
Thus he has committed a desk nut
The male reproductive organ (ie: the penis)
Larry went over to Joes house to return a barrow video game when Larry saw Joes fathers nut cannon.
So Nut of the Oaks is essentially when you think you see a wooly, pubescent head of a penis enter the butt hole under the oaks
So I was walking home through the forest when I saw my parents and I thought “nut of the oaks”??