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having a wank pre-booty call to up your stamina for the main round.
mate 1: what are you doing?
mate 2: having a mojo wank before fanny comes over
When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.
Joshephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.
When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.
Josephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.
When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe
Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night
Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!
The Wank That Stank is critically acclaimed as a New York Timers Best Seller and Owashomee, North Dakota.
The term of endearment used to describe the well know Ian Kelly.
Ian Kelly is such a wank stain and that is why he is so well liked
This is the BEST insult. It hails from Scotland or ireland. You can use it on your friends or people you hate.
(Haggis mcginnis) piss off ya wank stain!!!
(Kilt mc gee) me? A wank stain? Your the wank stain!!!
(The angry Scots man) we are all wankstains leave it as that yeah?