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The type of conversation you have with a person you're not really inclined to talk to. What you say when your better side, or simply human nature, is too polite to ignore someone you don't like, don't want to talk to, but have just unexpectedly bumped into.
"Did you see Veruca the other day? Her fashion sense is awful."
"Yeah, I actually exchanged piss pleasantries the other day at the grocery store. I was stuck in line with her at the cashier."
After peeing, when some left over pee drips in your pants.
Man I didn't shake enough, I pulled a piss johnson.
Australian slang for a person animal or thing with a low rank. It is thought to have a link to the metric system as the suffix of the word end suggest a start and end. The antonym is piss-start. The word was originated on a live radio interview when a radio host called another journalist who did not have access to big stars a piss-end.
That guy is a total piss-end. If he keep working hard one day he'll be a piss-start like me.
another term used for not a #1 nor a #2 but a #3/cum
“bro im tired of cleanin up unicorn piss off the bathroom floor”
Used when describing something, in relative agreeance of the subject, without having any clue what the heck you, or they are talking about.
"I want one of those tables made with all those beercaps."
"You mean an old Farty-piss table?"
"Yeah, an old Farty-Piss table dude!"
Not to be confused with the phantom pisser. Phantom piss is when you take a piss and you have that feeling like there’s droplets on the absolute edge but nothing happens and it’s just and uncomfortable feeling.
Some guy: So I got done working on that project and I went over and took a piss but I got this feeling like I didn’t get all of it, it was on edge but never came out like phantom piss
When David Feldman and his friends tie you up, (preferably a ICE agent) and they all pee in your mouth.
Hey guys how about you grab some rope and I'll bring the Pinoy Noir, and then we can have ourselves a good ol' Piss-Rodeo