Random
Source Code
Random
Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?
When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.
"Dang, when I wake up every morning, I feel like I have to shit. I feel obliged to do it every morning, or else my day is just weird."
"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
The noise your shit makes when it hits the toilet
Did you hear that? Poor guy is poop dinging over there. Or Get the hell out of here you fuckin poop ding.
When resting your elbows on your thighs for a long time while defecating, you get visible red sore marks above your knees.
I got poop thighs from playing Candy Crush on the toilet too long.
pp in my poop? poop in my pp? how?why? When? Where? maybe show me?!
I was so high I took poo poo and thought it was my pp. so pp poop
a bowel movement that comes out shaped like some form of art!
poop art
The shame you feel about the odor left behind after needing to use the bathroom at a friends house, new girlfriend/boyfriends apartment, or in an awkward public toilet or location. Also applies to the shame felt upon people knowing you are responsible for a particularly gnarly poop.
Directed at the person after taking a poop - ‘haha poop shame!’
As used by the pooper - ‘Sorry man, I have all kinds of poop shame right now’
When you have bursts of air between your poop and there is a high powered fart.
Man. That was such a good poop, I had poop pockets. It was so relieving.