Turkey Tit Sandwich

1 A sandwich containg the tit of a turkey.

2 A random saying you say to get your teacher pissed off.

1 Joe: what are you eating?
Francine: a turkey tit sandwich.
Joe: ..... i want some......

2 Teacher: Tonight's homework is...
Jimmy: TURKEY TIT SANDWICH

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Barnyard Testicle Sandwich

Double penetration, involving two men (usually of a country bumpkin background) performing intercourse with various barnyard livestock. The testes will grind upon one another while violating the animal.Alcohol and Truth or Dare usually help. Cows and sheep are recommended. Chickens, not so much.

Merle and Jeb were done drunker than shit, so I dared em to a barnyard testicle sandwich on old man bubba's farm. That there horse never got it so good.

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Jelly Sandwich

Jealousy. Hating. related to being jelly as in "are you jelly?"

Did someone have a Jelly Sandwich?

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turkey sandwich

Running up to someone and acting like you are going to punch them in the balls while having a friend take a picture of their reaction to your "punch". (do not actually punch them).

Guy #1 "oh look at this picture"
Guy #2 "what is it"
Guy #1 "it ls a guy getting a turkey sandwich"
Guy #2 "hahaha look at his face"

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jiggle sandwich

Anything and everything ever

Did you see that jiggle sandwich

Yeah that was a crazy jiggle sandwich

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Bean sandwich

A sand witch you masterbate to aggressively

Jimmy was using the bean sandwich

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nut sandwich

Head butt

Zidane turned and dropped Materazzi with a beautiful nut sandwich.

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