Random
Source Code
Random
When you eat pop rocks and give someone a blowjob at the same time
Dude, I just got a San Diego Jackhammer
When two dudes get together to have sex, but one fills his asshole with vinegar, and the other covers his dick in baking soda. Upon insertion the baking soda and vinegar will react creating an ass volcano.
"From what I've heard, Kyle and Jake are super gay for eachother"
"They are! I heard they got a 14 inch toy and they've also experimented with the San Francisco Science Fair"
UGHHHHH soo that's why he likes Hori :)
because the girl he likes in real life look like her yeahh focking smart, student council member (treasurer), popular, beautiful, EXTROVERT
HAHAHA BUT WHY? WHY YOU NOT CONFESSING YOUR FEELING TO HER? HUH?!?! TCH
HAHAH YOU ONLY CODEING HER
WHAT A COWARD BOY :( :( #ALETTERISCOWARDBOY #AWHHSOCOWARD
I hate Hori-san because the boy I like liking her :)
A san Diego bus stop is a magical place where you will either get asked for money from a homeless person or you will lose your virginity to a transgender man who will give you aids.
Genie Flenie: Hey man why are you walking with a limp? George Lloyd: I was just at a San diego bus stop you can probably guess what happend.
The aura & accent that folks return from a week in San Francisco with. Sort of the sound when you mix an E with an A & U.
Ever since Alix visited San Fran she’s been calling it San FranciscEauuuuu, she must have San Fran Syndrome!
paper with a hint of comedy in it, has to have a joke on sand paper
Person 1: Wanna hear my sans paper?
Person 2: sure
Person 1: What do you get with a cow with no legs?
Person 2: Ground Beef.
Person 1: you got me man