Ness from Earthbound, according to Game Theory
Guy 1: Hey have seen the new Game The-
Guy 2: SANS IS NOT NESS WHEN THE FUCK WILL YOU LEARN IT MATPAT!?
Guy 1: Woah, chill out man! I was about to say that Toby Fox has said that Sans isnt Ness!
Guy 2: Oh. Sorry mate.
San is a future master on lichess.org, even if he is going to lose somematches against a friend. He will become the master and destroyer of lichess.org.
San is a best friends friend he is always there for you even if he lost from you.
"San San chess"
"San I beat you in chess"
The most beautiful and cutest person you will ever meet. He can act like a newborn baby but can also act very hot and can turn you on. He also loves dolls and likes this little cute doll named "Shiber".
San: *Tongue sticks out*
Fans: YOU BETTER NOT DO THAT AGAIN
San: *smiles innocently*
Fans: STOP DOING THIS TO US
the bestest friend in the whole worldddddd and the cutest !!!!!
san is the besttttt friend in the world and i love him