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A masterpiece of a song from a masterpiece of an Album, "Pinkerton", from an amazing band Weezer.
Hey dude, can you play "Tired Of Sex" by Weezer, I really love that song.
Sex Ghost:
A sex ghost is someone who talks up a girl at a bar or club, proceeds to go back to the girl's place for a glorified grope-fest, and in the morning when the girl wakes up, there is no trace of him...merely the ectoplasm that he leaves in his wake. During the sleeping hours, under the cover of darkness, he tip toes toward the door and exits abruptly, making nary a peep.
The most notorious sex ghost hails from Clarence, NY and is rumored to haunt girls in and around Boston, Mass.
Girl: I had a one night stand last night...I think. ..
Friend: you think? Well who was he?
Girl: I'm not sure. He was gone when I awoke.
Friend: are you sure it wasn't a sex ghost?
Girl: iunno, maybe?
Friend: did he leave a wallet? Phone? Note??
Girl: No, just a slimey residue on my comforter.
Friend: without question a sex ghost haunting!
The properties and characteristics of an individual that one regards as sexually stimulating. Differs wildly between guys and girls, and even more so when taking kinks and fetishes into account.
Dude friend 1: Yo check out that hot chick at your 8' o clock
Dude friend 2: Damn that girl's got some insane sex appeal!
Dude friend 1: Hell yeah man, just look at her fine juicy ass!
Dude friend 2: Oh, I was ogling more at her fine legs and sexy feet
Dude friend 1: Mane we've got really some very different tastes..
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Godly Sex.
Sean etymology is John, which means 'Gift from God' Sex that is a gift from god.
I lost my virginity 20 years ago, but last night was my first Sean Sex!
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1.Having something suck, or being incredibly lame.
2.Summing up an entire conversation
1.Dude, this game is total butt sex, I'm done
2. After a long pointless story....one answers
"So pretty much butt sex right?"
"Yeah pretty much"
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Sex Kick is the fan name of the neutral air kick for many characters in the popular game Super Smash Bros. Melee.
It comes out hard, gets soft, and totally fucks everyone.
Dr. Mario has the Viagra Kick, because unlike all the other characters Sex Kick, his comes out soft, and then gets hard.
Ping: I hate getting hit out of my combos and killed by Luigi's Sex Kick, it's a get out of jail free card.
PimpUigi: Hey, Luigi can't win without having Sex.
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knowing that you are going to get laid
dude, i've got secure sex tonight
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