sleep

something i need rn and something that we need

i wanna sleep rn

Sleep

Sleeping requires closing ur eyes and falling asleep.

Jimmy closed his eyes and drifted to sleep

Sleep

Getting 3-4 hours of sleep a night is the average for Zara and Jess.

Sleep;; you get non

Sleep

I can't...

Hym "Why can't we sleep? Iam... IAM!"

Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?"

Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-"

Iam 😖 "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!"

Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-"

Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..."

Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!"

Iam *sigh*

Hym "He won't get me a second time!"

Iam "I can't even......."

Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!"

Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."

Sleeps

A way of counting down days to an exciting event. Exclusively used by infantile British morons who seem to think speaking like a 5 year old looking forward to christmas holidays (or chrimbo holibobs as they would say) is somehow endearing.

I can’t wait, only 3 more sleeps before I am off for my chrimbo holibobs.

sleep

Something that my body can ignore from playing video games all day everyday

a mother: “come on little Johnny, you need your sleep”
Little Johnny: “get the fuck out of my room I’m playing Minecraft!”

sleep

theoretical situation that never exists after the age of 10 in applied physics

“sleep? Newton said it was impossible” — a random organism