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A sale on items at K-Mart that are stained after employees had sex on or near them on 3rd shift when the store is closed. A twist on the "blue light special" they had at K-mart in the 1980's and shining a black light to find semen stains. A Black Light Special in aisle #2 may denote that it was anal sex.
After K-mart employees or shoppers have sex in the store, a sale on items that have semen stains on them found with a black light. Black Light Special in aisle #2
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A bill or law passed in a blue state as it is only something a liberal would support.
California just passed another blue state special making it legal to marry your dog.
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A term used when a man goes down south on a woman while she is on her menstrual cycle
I told that fool my aunt was in town but he said baby thats aight we can do the red light special.
I told him thats aight just don't kiss me
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Niall Horan or any other member of One Direction.
Niall Horan is a prime example of a special snowflake because well... He's Niall. The Leprechaun. Other special snowflakes include his bandmates Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, and Harry Styles.Special Snowflake Syndrome cannot be cured. Once a snowflake, always a snowflake.
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When you sit in the front child seat area of a shopping cart and a wobo (woman hobo) proceeds to blow you while she is pushing the cart through the hood and collecting cans.
I got so wrecked the other night, someone told me I was seen with a wobo getting the ole saturday night special!
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young girls walking home from school
The corner of 8th and Chew has the best after school specials.
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A severe form of autism indicative of someone who not only is willfully disconnected from reality, but is so disconnected that they believe the exact opposite of what reality entails.
To see an example of a sufferer of Special Snowflake Syndrome, view any definition written by Lascau* Othell* on this site (the x and o were omitted for site rules). If you don't immediately see how cancerous and opposed to reality they are, you probably suffer from this disorder as well
Lascau* Othell* is the poster child for Special Snowflake Syndrome. He has constructed a bizarre new universe that is the polar opposite of how things are and he genuinely believes his asinine bullshit is the truth
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