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Lack of Dick syndrome. A condition commonly found with usually unattractive middle-aged to older women. However, it can occur in teenagers and young women, but this is very rare. Side Effects include: being bitchy/on the edge, being socially awkward, being a loner, and having very strange mannerisms/eating habits. The only diagnosed cure: dick
Person 1: Dang why is that bitch always so edgy? She's only 17 & she acts like an old lady!
Person 2: I think she's suffering from L.O.D. syndrome, it's mad rare among girls her age.
Person 1: Well she needs to be cured. Quick, somebody get a dick ASAP!
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A syndrome in which someone is horribly deformed, which in turn makes the person look like "Sloth" off the popular 1985 movie the Goonies. This is to be used to insult someone that is horrible looking.
"Dude don't laugh that kid, Ashton, has Goonies Syndrome"---Ricky
"WOW! she does look like Sloth"---Clyde
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A person, by whose actions or words, implies; implicitly or explicitly that they are godlike or know the mind or will of God.
Be very careful when in engaging in meaningful dialogue
not to fall into the god syndrome trap.
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A person who feels the need to be a hero in every situation. People with hero syndrome try to save other people by defending them from backbiters and bullies instead of villains. They will try to resolve situations for others. However, more often than not, they put themselves in trouble. Funnily, they never learn their lesson and return to getting involved in things that don't concern them.
Bruce: I am sorry for the things that I said to your ex-girlfriend. I just wanted to protect you from all the ridiculous gossip she was spreading about you.
Ryan: It's alright, man. You just have hero syndrome; you can't help it. Just don't say anything next time.
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The name given to the condition when you cannot remember what the sprocket do-hickey is on a 10-speed bike that changes the gears.
I had three days of derailer syndrome until I went to the bike shop and asked the guys what the heck that thing was called that changed the gears on a 10-speed.
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Illness contracted by Flagstaff women that causes extreme disproportion between the upper and lower body. Usually subjects are depicted with a normal-ish upper body and the unfortunate swelling and inflation of buttocks and thighs. It is believed too be a natural phenomenon caused by the high elevation and cold weather of Flagstaff, causing over preparation of the body in storing lower body fat for the cold of the winter season. DNA specimens suggest these subjects are close relatives with the hippopotamus.
I thought that girl was pretty hot but when she stood up I realized she had been afflicted by Flagstaff Syndrome.
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A condition caused when your hottest co-worker appears to be much more attractive than she actually is - but only in an office setting. Sitting at her cubicle under the aritificial lighting she appears to be a 9, but out at a bar she bears a closer resemblance to grimace. Because you are a pod you eventually shag her, leading to uncomfortable staff meetings and mutual regret.
"Went to happy hour with co-workers and defiled the front desk girl; it was a total prison syndrome shag."
"At the last marketing conference I got blasted and harpooned my assistant. Damn prison syndrome - now I have to fire her before my wife finds out that I speared a carp."
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