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An Uncle Ben is that one uncle that nobody wants to leave their kids alone with. As well as been a fat nonce, An Uncle Ben also wears adult nappies due to shitting his pants at work.
I don't want to go stand over there, he looks like an Uncle Ben.
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a type one hero, clearly superior to all others in heroness. A true beast, comparable to Beowulf
"wow I wish someone would save me"
"oh its ok, there is Ben BJ"
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a guy named benjamin but goes by ben, who loves alliteration and illusions.
girl: Hey ben
boy: It's BIG ben
girl: Haha more like little ben.
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the friend who does come out because he loves to do homework
ben softkins went to the store to buy some felt
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Typically a male, "Ben" is most often around 5'8-6'1 and has a really small cock. "Ben" will usually attempt to hide his flaw by claiming how large is and how it gets all the bitches. In reality, however, it is extremely tiny. Most often "Ben" is homosexual and or a small twig-like creature.
"Don't be a Ben."
"What im not gay!"
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A man child who is terrible at giving oral despite what others think. He most definitely will not get laid until last year of college, and only because he ordered a prostitute. His wife (if he gets one) will cheat on him because of his inability to meet her sexual needs because of his small penis. This wife will most likely be his cousin or someone he paid with drugs, who will later leave him. A Ben will also generally have a big nose that is larger than his penis.
Lisa: I met a Ben the other day, he seemed nice but kinda lonely.
Carol: I divorced a Ben once, he had a nose bigger than his dick.
Lisa: Maybe I'll turn down that date...
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now, you gotta be fucking kidding me...
I saw Ben Dover fucking some dude at the cemetery the other day, I guess he's a fag.
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