A type of rape that has gone overlooked for decades, and it's risen forty-four percent in the last year. What is a bro? A bro is a eighteen to twenty-four year old male who wears birkenstock sandals, watches Family Guy, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and wears an upside down visor or a baseball cap with a pre-frayed brim. You know, a bro. For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day. As a result, most Bro Rapes go unreported.
Bro 1: Let's "chill"
Bro 2: No! Bro Rape!
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A lil bro is one who is always there for you and has your back at all times. One who you can mess around with whenever. Even though they can be a pest whenever they wanna be. They are still the ones who can pick you up when youβre down, the oneswho makes you laugh when youβre sad, the ones who understand you when nobody else will, the one who looks up to you and wanna be like you when they get your age. A lil bro is your all time best friend and you wouldnβt be the same without them.
My lil bro is so annoying! When I got home from school, he ate the last piece of pizza. So I slammed him.
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someone who desperately wants to be rich and will always talk about stocks and other finance garbage.
will likely repost edits of andrew tate and other richy rich douches who post videos of their stupid courses
"James wants to be a Finance Bro so bad its fucking disgusting"
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The first one to build a Sistine chapel out of popsicle sticks.
Wait til the ceiling is finished, its gonna be a masterpiece! MGTOW bro is a poet, an artist, and a philosopher all in one.
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men obsessed with lacrosse and all its lacross-ey goodness. usually hang around with lots of chicks, mostly those who are ultimate lax hoes, or laxtitutes.
enjoy going on bro trips and being bromosexual.
vocabulary includes:tilt, flow, bro, dude, etc
wardrobe includes:pennies, pastel polos, pastel shorts, pastel anyting, seer sucker anything, madras anything, midcalves, rainbows and sperries
Rachel: "dude check out that lax bro, what a hottie"
Kevin (lax bro): "hey laxtitutes, do you like my flow?"
Rachel: "love it"
Kevin: "well im gonna go lax with my bros now, peace"
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those jitbag assholes who dress like fairies and say "bro" a lot; a meathead.
There were a bunch of these jitbag bro dudes who got all shitty and then puked all over themselves at that Dave show in Philly last summer.
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V. when a group of guys hang out a little to much that everyone begins to think they are gay and particapating in homosexual acts
Matt wanted me to bro out with him and jeff tonight but i was like nah fuck that shit.
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