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Joto tennis club was founded by joe the toe on June 11 1953. People who attend joto tennis club are usually rather large and tubby and have a 90 % chance of NOT losing their virginity.
Person 1: Do you know anyone who went to joto tennis club?
Person 2: Only that prosty-thot down the road
A gift that keeps on giving for a whole year!!! It’s an affordable bonus for employees when the company has financial issues.
“It’s a one year subscription to the jelly of the month club!!!”
the l0ve of my life NSKAKDJHSJAOWKEJAKOWOEJDJAJKSOEISJSIS
bri the own of yn hxte club is the love of my life
When a group of people have a shot of beer every minute for 100 minuets.
Yo dude were gonna join the century-high club tonight!
The waitresses are so hot at The Cactus Club that you get a half chub from seeing them walk around
1: bro I’m atthe cactus club
2: I know man I was there yesterday and got a half cub
3: (in unison) cactus club chub
Going out a getting really drunk on a Thursday night in anticipation of the weekend.
Right it's thursday, who's up for getting booooooooozy at Thursday Night Club?
The mile highway club is the road version of the mile high club; pertaining to intercourse while in land vehicles instead of airplanes.
Cletus: “bro I just joined the mile highway club”
Schmidtt: “how did that happen?”
Cletus: “i picked up your sister to give her a ride to work and she gave me one back”
Schmidtt: “nice one bro”