Dude

A term for a man, used by women to refer to guys that have a ZERO percent chance of getting in their pants.

Also look out for ‘bro’ and ‘mate’.

*in the car with female friend*

Samantha: “Dude can you turn your music down a bit?”

Mick: “Sure.” (friend zone face)

dude

doo-dd Can be used as slang meaning "fellow" or "friend". Or can mean elephant butthair, whether infected or not.

"dude why are you kissing my girlfriend." "I observed the elephant's dude"

dude

dude is a camels penis

“yo that camel has a big dude

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Dude it was huge

Dude

The epic guy who makes music

Dude is awesome

dude

the term used to identify the pimple upon an elephants ass

you are such a dude

puppy-dude

someone who is bossed around by their girlfriend and would do anything for them. Typically when the girlfriend is super hot.

dude 1: yo bro we playing ball today?
dude 2: nah bro I can't I gotta take my girlfriend and her friends shopping.
dude 1: you are such a puppy-dude
dude 2: chill bro im not