Running to home dump to pick up spackle to cover the holes in the wall after thanksgiving
Akin to a quick-draw artist with a six-shooter; ie; Gunslinger. The quick -dump artist is similar only with the art of the toilet bowl versus a gun.
"Hey Dude I thought you had to make a doo-doo before we leave." I already did; I'm a quick-dump artist.
The largest, longest , smelliest, shit in the world.
Clear the house I’m dumping a grumpy.
When you stand back to back with someone holding up each other’s weight, and take a dump in to the same toilet at the same time
This weekend my boy and I both had to take a dump at the same time, and decided to head to the bathroom for an Alabama Dump Truck.
I was bending over and my dump doors almost let loose I would have crapped my pants
Someone named Kade who has a voluptuous lower end.
Kade- Hey dude.
Nick- Wow you have a big bottom, may I call you Kade Humpty-Dump Truck
When you’ve finally had it with a place that really sucks.
Customer or boss: *some bullshit*
Rachel: “Fuck this dump”
Rachel signed off slack and was never heard from again.