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My shii long

Means when a person penis is big or long and can break a girl vagina in half.

Hey Victoria guess what my shii long

by MR.GET February 12, 2019


long burgoid

A burger THE LOOOOONG WAY.
Typically a burger served in a horizontal direction.

"I went to Bunnings and had a Long Burgoid!"

by Beefboy February 8, 2025


Long Live the Batman

A phrase used to salute craziness and/or Batman; from "The Most Disturbing Submission Letter Ever" sent to the editors of DC Vertigo comic book (abbrev. LLTBM).

Just finished reading that "manifesto" he wrote on Facebook. Wow... Long live the Batman, I guess.

by whatno April 12, 2010


Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.

Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.

by JlevEsq July 30, 2021


Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)

My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

by LC Gilly November 2, 2022

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long term stranger

Someone you’ve been talking/texting for a long time, yet barely know much about them other than their name.

Adam: I wonder what Dolly is doing right now, I haven’t talked to her in a while.
Eve: Why can’t you just go and ask?
Adam: Because she usually doesn’t respond until a month or two go by
Eve: I guess she must be a long term stranger

by Vbdullelvh June 17, 2024


Long Onion

Beautiful long onion that keeps to themselves and enjoys a good potato.

Long onion is kinda chonky

by longbananacocaine May 26, 2023