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When you're in the car (as a driver or passenger) and someone in the car rolls the windows down when it's freezing outside and they don't need too.
Driver: *Rolls down window in 10⁰ weather*
Passenger: Bro wtf?
Driver: What?
Passenger: Really? Do you see Palm Trees? Roll the fucking window up!
Driver: Ok ok jeez. *Rolls window back up*
A musical instrument also called wind chimes that bands utilize. Makes an incredible amount of noise if you touch it accidentally or run by. Played by running a finger through it.
The percussionist ran his finger through the mark tree at the beginning of the piece.
The root where all wisdom is born.
The mystical tree enlightened me about what women really want!
the thing i said after waking up from a dream about lesbian trees.
what happened in the dream: i was at a forest, and i was walking, then i saw two trees, and i somehow knew that they were a girl, and they were kissing... after I woke up, i loudly said, "LESBIAN TREES!" and my parents heard me.
"Today, I screamed, "LESBIAN TREES!", and my parents heard it."
A tree at CTV Toronto in Agincourt, Scarborough where junior employees go to cry after they have been shouted at by management.
Natalie: Where is Sarah? I need her to work on a story.
Sam: She’s in tears at the crying tree… after you yelled at her.
noun-When bark from a tree is taken and mixed with melted chocolate, it makes Tree fudge.
what are you eating?
Oh just some tree fudge I made the other day