At bar:
John: Where were you bro?
Jim: I just had some quality v-time. I'm back now. Shots on me!
Ben: Yo bro are you down to game?
Steve: Yea bro i'm always on V time
When you shit into your partners hands and in return the shit in yours and you then continue to rub the shit all over one another’s body’s, and then continue have anal while a man called David watches.
“My boyfriend was giving me a Blaine V last night! It was exquisite!”
Taking something that isn’t yours and shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.
I Palestined (v) this nest.
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nissan gtr v spec's exhaust pipe
i did cunniIingus on the nissan gtr's v spot
when you have a threesome and you cum in one girl and she cums and the second girl licks it up
"Dude i totally had Sarah give Sally a v fusion.
The 15th day of every February. On this day, you are to wear a purple v-neck in honor of a legendary douche.
Mr. Klenk: When is Purple V-Neck Day again?
Mrs. Feldman: It's on February 15th, duh.
Mr. Klenk: And what are we supposed to do?
Mrs. Feldman: Wear a purple v-neck, duh.