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To lick the end of a turd like it was soft serve ice cream.
Damn, Man Taylor Swift is so hot I would slick a turd for her!
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bomb ass skunk weed; da kine; killer ganja
1. scorin' a bag of munkee turds!
2. munkee turds with your Sunday morning coffee can make for an unproductive day; But you're in a good mood about it...
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To describe something that no matter how much effort you put in to clean it... It will always be sh*t.
Boss: Deep clean the bleachers with soap and water.
Worker: Man, that's like 'polishing a turd'- regardless how clean we get them.. They will always get dirty.
Polish a turd- Alter something that can never be forgotten.
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When you drop a huge deuce and try to flush it, instead of going down it drifts along the inside of the bowl leaving ferocious skid marks.
A drifting turd just went screaming down the pipes in your bathroom and smeared it all the way down. It was fast and furious
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When a person feels they have let out the longest log turd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking shit. The feeling is most disappointing for twitter shitters everywhere.
"I was going to tweet about this giant shit I took, but alas it was a phantom turd snake."
Not to be confused with "phantom shit"
When a male takes a dump and drops a big healthy turd and rubs out a load of man curd are the same time.
I just did a turd n’ curd and left it.
I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.
The nasty ass stench that emits from yo ass when you fart with a loaded chamber.
My ex tried to hold it back in that nasty ass. When all of a....Holy shit! That smells like the cry of a trapped turd.
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